Because WorldNetDaily has never found anything anti-gay that is just too crazy to print, we bring you this amazing new revelation about the cause of homosexuality!! It will surprise, shock and stun you!! Cover the children’s eyes!!

In this startling new report called A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals and based on nothing whatsoever, columnist James Rutz reveals the shocking truth about a demon product invading our kitchens and turning our little boys into revolting and dangerous homosexual predators. What is this menace, you ask? Soy!!

Yes, if you feed your little boys soy based formula, they will prance and swish and want to marry John Stamos. And if that isn’t frightening enough, your swishly little nancy boy will have a small penis, will reach puberty much later and will be infertile.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.

Now it is true that soy does have compounds which are very similar in structure and function to estrogen. And while estrogen levels in adult males do not have any correlation with orientation, it may be the case that estrogen levels pre-natal or in early childhood development may have an effect on the eventual sexual orientation of some male fetuses or infants.

But Rutz’ contribution to the discussion has all of the value that the Weekly World News brings to questions of national importance. He presents no research to connect soy to orientation or feminization or anything else, really. But he does help illustrate the tools used by anti-gay media outlets to generate hostility towards gay people: fear, speculation, and pseudo-scientific posturing.

UPDATE

Scientific American has now weighed in:

Eating Soy Will Not Make You Gay (We Swear)

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