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New Gay Current Events Humor Site

November 8th, 2005

Fans of GoodAsYou.org will love the new site… [drumroll]

FAKE GAY NEWS . COM

[ta daaa!] Think of it as a gay version of The Onion. Headlines include:

Pro Ping Pong Player Lisa Marinara Comes Out With Olivia Endorsement Deal

Hitler Youth, Aryan Nation, and Vampires Come Out to Support Prop 2 in Texas

“The L Word” to be Renamed “The B Word”

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  1. grantdale
    November 8th, 2005 at 12:41 | #1
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    How would we all survive without The Onion???
    Gawd, we’ve loved their work…Melissa Fryrear comes to mind…

    “God, I miss eating pussy,” she added, grinding her teeth. “Deeply internalized self-hatred consumes every fiber of my being.”

    And who can forget, should we let you, “The Kevin Lassally Gay Burn Ward.” Gay. Homosexual. Did I mention the hero was a GAY homosexual???

    And Mike Haley…Or sooooo much like all of ussssss once…And let’s not forget the Homosexual Agenda (c)…

  2. grantdale
    November 8th, 2005 at 13:09 | #2
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    Oh, heck, I’d better be careful of children this week…

    “Toddlers will persistently try to befriend you this week, utterly failing to comprehend that you suffer from an acute case of skeletal dysplasias.”

    Look… 5’9″ IS NOT short. It indicates NO spinal condition….Thank heavens I’m not a Pisces. Or a Tea Pot.

  3. Mike Airhart
    November 8th, 2005 at 16:55 | #3
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    Grantdale,

    Sorry, maybe I’m a prude, but X-rated humor about antigay activists like Fryrear doesn’t seem very constructive to me.

  4. raj
    November 8th, 2005 at 22:54 | #4
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    I guess one could say that gay people (and that includes lesbians) have “arrived” but I’m not exactly sure where we have arrived at with a web site such as that. That website is–let me say it–stupid.

    TheOnion is oftentimes silly, but it is rarely stupid.

    Just my humble opinion, of course.

  5. grantdale
    November 8th, 2005 at 23:24 | #5
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    Point taken Mike.I wouldn’t call it x-rated, but others will. (Actually, you just did.) So it should not be here.Not that you need it, but you have my permission to remove or edit the post as you see fit.(And I guess a warning about the racy nature of much of the writing at The Onion is also justified — people can then avoid reading what they may not want to.)

  6. raj
    November 9th, 2005 at 01:00 | #6
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    Grant, I tend to agree with Mike. Links are sufficient.

    I’ll just let you all know, the best expression of the Gay Agenda is on the Betty Bowers web site:

    Thanks to Betty Bowers, homosexuals’ sneaky little secrets are now revealed to the godly:

    THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!

    http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html

    (It’s a satire, of course.)

  7. Dalea
    November 9th, 2005 at 01:01 | #7
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    Why stop here? Let us make sure that books by male and female authors are always on separate shelves. Unless they were married couples, of course. The menu should never offer ‘leg’ of lamb, but ‘limb’. This may be an utterly amazing newsflash, Queen Victoria died in 1901. Which is 104 years ago. I personally think we should refer to Melissa as ‘allegedly former muffdiver’, but that may just be me. Yes, Mike, I think this is prudish and silly.

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